Izapa Stela 25 Has Been Decoded.

As the end of December, 2012 approaches, I’ve just deciphered the Izapa Stela 25. Here’s what it says:


Seven Macaw and Toucan Sam are sitting together in the forest.

Toucan Sam: Enough of this “follow your nose” business. I want some food already.

Seven Macaw: Look, I just ripped off the arm of a guy called Hunahpu. Want a bite?

Toucan Sam: Gee, thanks! I think I like being an omnivore. Wait — I see a jaguar and a tiger.

Seven Macaw: Uh oh, here come Xbalanque and Tony….

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